Description Heavy Metals
There are exactly two types of heavy metal fans: those who worry about their thinning hair and those who don't care about their hair as long as the hairdresser sticks to the haircut guidelines... They are also known as physicists.
Anyway, why do some artists (ugh) presume to claim the term heavy metal? After all, heavy metal is anything with a density greater than 5 g/cm³ and has nothing to do with the rather non-dense guitar guys. ;)
The only ones who can rightfully call themselves True Metal are gold, silver, copper, iron, and their crew. Even here, the drummer acts tougher than he actually is. Lars Ulrich, with his easily scratchable nature, is somewhat the gold of the music world, somehow valuable but only usable in the right alloy. 8-)
