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Maths Dance
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Scientists are anything but boring. Just because they don’t want to be the centre of attention at every party doesn’t mean they don’t have it all t...

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Schrödinger's Cat Glow in the Dark T-Shirt
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The most famous cat of all time (well, apart from Garfield) is without a doubt Schrödinger's Cat. In a legendary thought experiment, the Austrian q...

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Was genau hast du nicht verstanden?
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Quantensittich
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Even Einstein said he had respect for the complexity of quantum physics. So if you're not a fan of this t-shirt, don't worry, we have several other...

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Problem - Engineer - Solution
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Engineers are particularly efficient. The main reason for this lies in their near-perfect dedication to their work, as illustrated in this diagram....

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Gandalf You Shall Not Pass
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YOU - SHALL - NOT - PASS! Gandalf taught us we should be really afraid of Balrogs and flee as fast as possible instead of gaping in astonishment. O...

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In Science We Trust
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Faith in God can be an issue. Most of the scientists around here won't accept it as a basis of their existence. Often enough, faith stands in ...

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Awesome Childhood
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Practice makes perfect. No matter what you're talking about – sports, music, literature, basically every other activity – it's always good to start...

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caffeine molecule
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You can only get through long nights of programming with lots of coffee/coke/Penguin Peppermints... ;)

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Plant.zip.zip
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Did you know that you can make a lot of money with compression? And we’re not talking about the inventors of WinRAR (who are most likely still wait...

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I ate some pie
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The cake is a pie ;)Even maths can be a delicious treat. You just have to know how to take it - or how to bake it.

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Meteoriten in Kratern
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Solar System
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Do you remember when we were little and our mum & dad and our teachers told us about the solar system? And how many planets were there? Nine, right...

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Apocalypse
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This T-shirt is especially for all those who keep forgetting how a solar or lunar eclipse actually comes about. And, of course, even more so for al...

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Floppy Disks
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The good ol'’ floppy disk!How we loved you when you were our go-to portable, long-term memory solution. We shared so many happy years…!Not tha...

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Think Like a Proton - Always be Positive
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Sadly, our everyday lives have a lot of potential for negative thoughts. But it’s important we don’t let negative experiences impact the rest of ou...

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Technically the glass is always full
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Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Simply look at the glass and tell us if it's half full or half empty ...Everyone knows this pseudo-scientific p...

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Pluto was a planet
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Back in the old days, pluto was still a planet. Remember? What great times they were! But a few years ago, Pluto lost his status as a "real&qu...

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Ah! The Element of Surprise
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The moment you find the element of surprise in a periodic table would, logically, be a rather accidental one, since it has to be surprising.But if ...

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Wanted Dead and Alive
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The Society for Physics needs your help! You are certainly familiar with Schrödinger's famous thought experiment: essentially, it is about extendin...

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Engineer
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The English word engineer is on Wikipedia's list of the most commonly misspelled words.Problems with that word also exist in other languages. ...

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Matheprobleme?
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Tutoring in math for desperate people is no problem - after all, you are always helpful and a nice person. So just pass on your number, where you c...

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Resistance is futile V3
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Maybe the Borg should re-think their dress code and instead, put on the Resistance is futile T. Shirt which would be better than wired overalls tha...

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AT-GC
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All the non-geek heavy metal fans includes AC/DC within their beloved rock bands. We, of course, know where the name came from and what it all mean...

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73 Sheldon Shirt
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Sheldon: "The best number is 73. Why? 73 is the 21st prime number. Its mirror, 37, is the 12th and its mirror, 21, is the product of multiplyi...

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Paranormal Distribution
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Well, good old normal distribution... What could be more beautiful than the balanced rise and fall of the Gaussian bell curve? Even those who don&#...

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Corner Pie Chart
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“You CAn’t USE a Pie chARt To DrAw A 3D RoOM” – said everyone who has not seen this t-shirt yet!Just one look at the Corner Pie Chart T-Shirt! shou...

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Freud's Your Mom
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If you delve deeper into the works of the infamous psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud, you'll start to descend into slightly smutty realms. Suddenly, ciga...

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Think like a proton
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The protons are doing it right: They always stay positive. We should take them as role models :)

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It is complex
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" Why can't we be together ?"... because "It is complex."Has this ever happen to you? You wanted to be together with someo...

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Mathematics is 100 percent Magic
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Do you see real beauty where others just see numbers? Are perfect formulas and graphs your type of art? No matter where and when, do you think that...

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Plutos Rache
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Kleinphi macht auch Mist
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This shirt makes sense in German only :) Please change to German to learn more about this product.

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Darwin Fish
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Luckily, we live in a place where everyone can believe in whatever they want - a privilege that not everyone has.Some people are not tempted by inv...

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Ente Wurzel
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This Shirt only makes sense in German. ;)

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Without Engineers
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According to several strategists from history, no plan will survive contact with the enemy. To a certain degree, this principle also applies to the...

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