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Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.
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Thinking
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If a computer needs some time to calculate, it displays this using a progress bar. Did you ever ask yourself why these are not available in real li...

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The end is near
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On January 19, 2038, exactly on 03:14:07 (GMT) the 32-bit Unix time variable will be completely filled!Unix-like systems store the time as the numb...

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Your skill in Reading
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Why don't you get the cool messages that you get in role-playing games when one of your real-life skills has improved?

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if you can read this
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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but someone had to say it :) If you don't understand what's written on the shirt, you should be happy. Here is the transla...

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Drink and Derive
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Never try to calculate when drunk!

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Schrödinger
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The time-dependent Schrödinger-equation, on a shirt!

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Computer games do not affect kids
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We are left asking whether kids will become NBA superstars, captains, or druids when they've grown up...?

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Just imagine...
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Not a pretty thought, but the bitter reality with most people :-(

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Old & New
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The older you get, the more you resist change. On principle. Some developments, on the other hand, are just too good to resist. Yes, the cassette w...

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None Shall Pass
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An epic scene printed on this“None Shall Pass” T-shirt. We all know it. The nine companions dare to take the dangerous path through the dwarf mine ...

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Upside Down Glow in the Dark T-Shirt
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What happens when you combine Dungeons & Dragons, a small town in Indiana, a group of children and the 1980s? A pretty amazing mystery TV series! A...

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Never Forget Death Star
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Some things simply cannot be forgotten. And some should not be forgotten. Like the cowardly attack on the Death Star that cost the lives of over on...

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University of Kanto
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Since the mid-1990s, people all around the globe have been hunting cute monsters for fun. In countless videogames, anime series, trading cards and,...

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May The Triforce
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May the Force be with you.Yes, yes, thanks. We know. But what is a single, regular Force compared with having triple the Force? Of course, power, c...

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Quit Screen
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Everything not saved will be lost This quote might easily have come from J.R.R. Tolkien, but no, this profound saying actually comes from Nintendo,...

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PIrate
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Maths is everywhere and especially bright when Pi is included. Unfortunately, there're too many mere mortals who don't see the beauty of ...

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Programmer
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What's the trick behind all the software and where does it come from? That's what we asked ourselves and then we went on a investigation....

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Avoid Criticism
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How nice life could be if everyone just liked everyone... You know, if no one ever trod on anyone else's toes –- if it was always 'puppie...

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Not crazy
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Howard: "Sheldon, you're wrong! Wolverine was not born with bone claws!"-Sheldon: "Howard, you know me, to be a very smart man. Don't you think if ...

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What Would Gordon Do?
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You've come to a crossroads in life, a quandary... And you might ask, "What would Jesus do?" The answer might be all about saving the world or cool...

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Doppler Effect
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The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

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I fixed it
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If you find bitten into apples - in reality and on certain company logos - a little annoying, and if you are of the opinion that only a whole apple...

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keep it real
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Mathematician Geeks are now able to express their opinions regarding imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general with this keep it real shirt...

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Something went wrong
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Homo sapiens are not the top of the chain anymore - it's homo-geekeins now!

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Space Invaders
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'Space Invaders' is the 'Doom' of the 80's, everybody knows it! Let the old times come alive with this shirt.

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BOFH
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With this shirt, the world of computer users will tremble at the mere thought of you! Clickhere for more information.

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You are dumb
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"You are dumb" in binary ASCII-code.The right answer to all DAU questions (including the one on what's written on your T-shirt): You are dumb! ;-)

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Ich habe Potential
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Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

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Retro Gaming Christmas Tree
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We waka-waka-wish you a merry Christmas!This nerdy Christmas tree is coming straight out of a well-known retro game. But instead of hunting each ot...

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T-Rex couldn't wash hands
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The Corona pandemic has reminded a lot of people what they should already have known: It’s important to wash your hands regularly! After all, nobod...

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The Last Tree on Earth
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From an uninhabitable and tragically polluted planet Earth, this robot goes out into space. On a giant spaceship, he makes new friends, falls in lo...

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Gandalf vs Balrog Retro Game
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A wild BALROG appears!The epic fight from a popular fantasy franchise is re-imagined as a retro game on this crossover T-shirt. Just like in the go...

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Whatever
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Let's be honest, nobody likes to lose. Whether it's a board game, a video game or just an argument. Especially, when you've spent minutes verbally ...

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Capsaicin
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If 'evolution' was human, it would just sigh and bang its head against the wall repeatedly when someone mentions spicy food. After all, the pain ca...

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Baby Grogu vs Baby Groot
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For some things, only one can exist. Highlanders, for example. And cute babies in science fiction movies or series. Until recently, Baby Groot from...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.
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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.