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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Your skill in Reading
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Why aren't there cool messages in real life like in every role-playing game when you've improved your skills?

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shakespeare
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To be, or not to be, that is the question.2b, or not 2b, that is the question./(bb|[^b]{2})/ We always knew that coders are lyricists. If Shakespea...

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Milkyway
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What do you mean there was no milk when our galaxy was formed? Where else would the Milky Way come from? Or does the milk flow through the Milky Wa...

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Role play character tank
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[i]"Two characters meet in a tavern. One is a tank and the other does no damage. "[/i] Admittedly, this joke is not the best, but it still hits the...

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I don't work here
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You have a temporary job in a computer store and are annoyed by stressful customers who keep asking: "Where is ...? ?"The solution is this shirt!

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What would GLaDOS do
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In many a tricky situation, you wonder how one hero or another would have got out of it. However, heroes are terribly predictable and boring. Unlik...

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Resistance is NOT futile
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Who actually claimed that the Borg knew anything about physics? Obviously they have failed to assimilate a people who at least have a sound basic k...

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Snow White
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[i]Once upon a time...[/i]This is how most fairy tales begin and Steve Jobs' fairy tale could start in a similar way - or the relationship between ...

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Black Death Tour
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Do you remember 2020? Corona was a pretty blatant pandemic! But do you know who was even worse? The plague! 6 years, almost every city in Europe an...

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Who wants to fight
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The "Who wants to fight" shirt is designed like the character selection screen of a classic beat 'em up video game from the 90s - except that every...

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Definition: Engineer
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Some call it arrogance, one engineer calls it expertise. Where the problems begin for others, they find the solutions - in ways that a normal perso...

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Grim Reader
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When the Grim Reaper turns into a Grim Reader in his spare time, Grimm's fairy tales are certainly a good choice. Of course, there are the classics...

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It compiles, let's sell it!
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Sometimes it can seem that in many software companies, one department doesn't know what the other is doing and vice versa. Sales and marketing woul...

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Doppler effect
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The Doppler effect refers to the change in the perception or measurement of frequencies as the transmitter and receiver approach or move away from ...

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CSS sucks v2
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Of course, table-based layouts are evil and should be avoided. But when you test the CSS layout you've painstakingly created for Firefox with Inter...

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Before you bother me
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The "Before you bother me" T-shirt picks up on an all too familiar situation in everyday office life, when technical problems occur and colleagues ...

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Talk NErDy to me
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Whether in an IRC chat, a meeting with the boss or in bed: nerds speak [i]nerdish[/i]. Classic, unambiguous, straightforward.Here are a few example...

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Schrödinger
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The time-dependent Schrödinger equation describes the state of a quantum system. And of course this equation also fits perfectly on a T-shirt :)

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true or false ?
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Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or is right not right and wrong right? A matter of opinion?

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Think vs ChatGPT
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You know what it's like: someone comes up with a really clever answer and you immediately think - was that your own work or did someone secretly co...

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No Moon
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The only difference between a Pokéball and a Death Star is that there are an infinite number of one and the other is unique... Oh no, not at all. B...

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Book Addict
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Nerds' passion for collecting is often ridiculed. Adults who hoard action figures - for many "normal mortals" this is strange. It's completely diff...

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Science is real
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What is the difference between a witch and a scientist? She had to keep her results secret, he has to document them completely. For many people, ph...

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I paused my game
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While for most people Christmas is a time for love and family, for gamers it is mainly a time for gaming. Finally a few days off again, where you c...

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You read my shirt
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Uah, you've managed to get yourself out of the house and then it starts. The other creatures out there expect you to interact with them and maybe e...

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Something went wrong
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Nature sometimes takes strange paths: recent research has shown that homo sapiens no longer marks the end of evolution. From now on, homo geekensis...

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Black holes
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Even God sometimes makes small miscalculations - it's just stupid that a few planets are then always destroyed :)

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Anatomy of the heart
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The Anatomy of the Heart T-shirt shows a stylized but anatomically correct heart. The most important parts of the heart are named in stylized lette...

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Dopamine
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For some reason, the vernacular has come to refer to everything and everyone as the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Ha...

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Perfect numbers
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Perfect numbers are those numbers that are equal to the sum of all their divisors (not counting themselves). You can see the first six on this shir...

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That is impossible
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Don't you find it terribly annoying that your fellow human beings don't express themselves precisely enough? You can counteract this with this shirt!

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SYN/ACK
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ACK is written on the back. SYN/ACK are the "commands" that the TCP/IP protocol uses for each connection setup. More about this here, for example: ...

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you are dumb
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"you are dumb" in binary ASCII code.The correct answer to all DAU questions (including the question of what is written on your T-shirt): You are du...

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Unstoppable T-Rex
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You can be stupid, you just have to know how to help yourself. If the Tyrannosaurus had simply grabbed a pair of pincers, it certainly wouldn't be ...

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I fixed it
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If you find bitten apples - in real life and in certain company logos - a little unsightly and believe that only a whole apple is a good apple, the...

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1 + 1 = 10
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Despite the fact that the binary system is frequently used in computer science (and therefore in many areas of our lives), very few people know wha...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.