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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Cthulhu Cola
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In the digital age, old gods are no longer as popular as they were 100 years ago. Even the Great Old One Cthulhu has to realize this. For a long ti...

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WinXP Key
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Fun fact: With Windows XP, Microsoft used the product activation system with serial numbers for the first time in order to curb software piracy. Ac...

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No bonus card
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The shirt for everyone who is annoyed by questions about bonus cards.

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Middle Earth Hiking Club
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Do you like long hikes, deep friendships and journeys with uncertain outcomes? Then grab your hiking bundle and become part of the Middle Earth Hik...

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Day and Night
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"The sun is always there, even when you can't see it." No, just no. The "Day and Night" T-shirt is for all those who have had enough of such toxica...

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I survived LV-426
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The "I survived LV-426" T-shirt features a motif from the "Alien" franchise, specifically with reference to the fictional planet LV-426. The design...

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Stay Positive!
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Nerds are often accused of being unrealistic - and that's not entirely wrong. But who can blame us for preferring to explore Middle Earth or the in...

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Encryption
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In a world full of tracking, data leaks and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime - it's self-defense.Just becau...

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The "Bild" newspaper doesn't feature in my everyday life
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Anyone who has heard even the slightest bit of reporting on the coronavirus or Covid-19 will have heard the name Christian Drosten sooner or later....

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Cthulhu's horoscope
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In itself, Cthulhu's life isn't so bad: he can lie around in R'lyeh all day long and dream, he has wings and a fanatical cult tries to summon him. ...

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Nerd shirt
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The motif of the nerd shirt can be interpreted in different ways.For example, it could represent the difference between nerds and men or nerds and ...

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man woman
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Who understands women... Even Unix doesn't know what to do.

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Physics is the reason
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You're sitting on the train, your coffee spills and someone mutters: "Everything happens for a reason." - Of course it does! Gravity, inertia, cons...

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Test in Production
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Unit tests are for beginners, test environments are overrated and the last deploy was... adventurous? Then Test in Production is exactly your style...

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Forbidden Forest National Park
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Anyone walking through this forest should have courage, nerves of steel and ideally a few protective spells in their luggage. This T-shirt features...

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I made it to 2022
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It may seem strange to think about how people imagined the year 2022 a few decades ago: Flying cars in every garage, spaceships, androids indisting...

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Quotes
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We have decided to add a really meaningful T-shirt to our range once again. Of course, this first requires expressive quotation marks and then a se...

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Ingress Reading
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What did you decide, enlightened or resistant? Either way, you shouldn't let your conquered territory out of your sight. One distraction and you've...

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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Life is too short for 56k
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You're looking forward to your long-deserved vacation, book a hotel that mentions something about "Internet access" in the brief description and se...

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beware of bugs in the above code
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For the real computer scientists ;)

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Ultra Maiden
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There is music that is loud. There is music that is extremely loud. And then there's the sound an armored space warrior makes when he stomps throug...

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Expensive Petroleum
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If there was a really useful magic spell in our world, it would probably be: "Amplius Pecuniae!"Money may not make you happy, but it solves most pr...

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Ash and Pikachu
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The T-shirt depicts an amusing fusion between two popular worlds: "Ash and Pikachu" in the style of "Calvin and Hobbes". The picture shows Ash, the...

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Stay away from Server
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Some things are better left to the professionals. This also applies to "just pulling the plug for a moment". So never - NEVER - enter the server ro...

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AI Chronicles
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Every dystopian science fiction film that wants to enter the hallowed halls of Hollywood has to have one thing above all else in addition to a good...

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Control Life Shirt for Magic players
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Collectible card games such as [i]Magic[/i] or [i]Yu-Gi-Oh![/i] have a relatively simple gameplay at first glance: you draw cards and try to reduce...

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Thanks, Stack Overflow
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Ever since Bill Gates' famous saying about lazy people, we have known that good computer scientists are characterized by their ability to achieve t...

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Property of Physics Department
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At university, everything goes. From pens and textbooks to bicycles and expensive special equipment. Sometimes even scientists are thought to have ...

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Home is where your Wi-fi connects automatically
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Finish this sentence:Home is where... For us geeks and nerds, that's probably where our Wi-Fi devices connect automatically.

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Fits
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The nightmare of every printer or designer: when the (color) image looks absolutely great on the monitor, but after printing it no longer does, bec...

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Grow up Calm down
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You can see what nasty things logarithms and exponential functions throw at each other in arguments on the Grow up Calm down shirt. This will help ...

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Helvetica
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The perfect shirt to confuse any designer: The word Helvetica in the Comic Sans font!To explain: Many designers consider the Helvetica font to be "...

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I root - you nothing
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With this shirt you create clarity:Your server - your empire

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Unix is sexy
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Haven't geeks always known that computers are better than sex?

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Incel vs. Excel
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We are all familiar with the Excel program. The term Incel sounds similar, but is probably less familiar to most people. Let's put it this way: bot...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.