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Math, physics... Everything for math nerds and physics nerds

Here you will find products for everyone who loves numbers, functions and the laws of physics. So for mathematicians and physicists. ;)
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Resistance is NOT futile
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Looks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...

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Two is the oddest prime
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The prime number 2 is really very strange ("odd" in English), as it is the only prime number that is not odd :)

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Physicists make great parents
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Physicists do indeed make great parents! Having an answer as to why the sky is blue, or why flies in a moving car don't hit the back window ar...

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Geek Pin Octopi
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What's better than a Pi? Eight pi, or more precisely one octopi. This number is exactly eight times more infinite than pi. You don't believe us? Wh...

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Be rational Get real
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Not every number can be perfect.

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Drink and Derive
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Never try to calculate when drunk!

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Schrödinger
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The time-dependent Schrödinger equation describes the state of a quantum system. And of course this equation also fits perfectly on a T-shirt :)

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God said
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If the bible had been written by physicists, the maxwell equations would have been in it for sure.

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Perfect Numbers
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A perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its proper positive divisors, that is, the sum of its positive divisors excludin...

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Come to the Nerd Side
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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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Coincidence
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pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

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Black Holes Suck
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A black hole is an area of space which has such a strong gravitational field that nothing can escape from it - not even light. So you can definitel...

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Sei Epsilon kleiner null
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Some mathematicians are said to have gone mad when they read this statement ;)

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Schrödinger's Cat ADLEIAVDE
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The famous experiment by physicist Erwin Schrödinger (which was, we hope, meant to be an imagined experiment only!) describes the mad side of quant...

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Geek Pin Schrödinger's Cat
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The night of the living dead, now with 100% more cats. Schrödinger's cat has illustrated one of the many interesting aspects of quantum physics and...

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Integrate Yourself
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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

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Doppler Effect
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The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

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NASA Iron On Patches
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Not only Geek-anity, but all of humanity has a lot to be grateful to NASA for: the impressive pictures captured by the Hubble Space Telescope, Mars...

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Geek Buttons Natural Science Theme
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Without natural sciences, we would know next to nothing about the inner workings of the universe and our bodies. If you take a closer look at how c...

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Ich habe Potential
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Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

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Geek Pin I Ate Some Pie
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Good jokes are almost as great as fresh cake. If you like both, this button is just the thing. You can also use it to tell everyone about the great...

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PIrate
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Maths is everywhere and especially bright when Pi is included. Unfortunately, there're too many mere mortals who don't see the beauty of ...

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Das Genie beherrscht das Chaos
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Maths-shirt with german imprint saying "The genius rules the chaos".

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May the m x a be with you
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On this shirt, the famous quote from Star Wars must have been written down by a physicist. Out of habit, he or she replaced the word "force" with a...

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2+2=5
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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

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Ente Wurzel aus Kuh
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Geek Gem Atom Model Necklace
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Do you already know our DNA Earrings and Molecule Necklaces? If you like colours, we've the Atom Necklace from our Geek Gem line. Both the chain an...

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Geek Pin Integrate Yourself
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Sometimes it just doesn't help: you want to change and integrate and in the end nothing changes. With this button you can show your sympathy for po...

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Geek Pin 2 + 2 = 5
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It's strange that, alongside supporters of authoritarian systems in dystopian novels, scientists of all people make conspicuously frequent mistakes...

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Geek Pin Kleinphi Macht Auch Mist
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It doesn't always have to be a large cattle phi, a herd of small phi can also be very productive. However, it is better not to eat the meat rho...

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Root Heart Maths
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For true lovers of mathematics

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keep it real
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Mathematician Geeks are now able to express their opinions regarding imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general with this keep it real shirt...

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You shall not pass
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Gandalf said it to the Balrog in 'The Lord of the Rings', while the Black Knight said it to King Arthur in 'Monty Python and the Hol...

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Unit Circle
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Usually, most of our t-shirts are clearly aimed at people who have already discovered their love for mathematics. But as a true nerd shop, we also ...

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2 + 2 = 5
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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

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May the Mass Times Acceleration be With You
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Star Wars fans watch out ... Here comes a smash hit: the Force from Star Wars is real! At least if you misunderstand the second Newtonian law – or ...

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Gadgets and gifts for physicists and mathematicians

Prime numbers, complicated formulas and a variety of laws that you won't find in the German Civil Code - that's the everyday life of physicists and mathematicians. But especially when someone is dealing with more abstract and less tangible theories and calculations, it's much more difficult to find cool gadgets and interesting gifts for physicists that have something to do with it - especially if the person receiving the gift deals with purely theoretical topics 90 percent of the time. But don't worry, we can definitely help you find the perfect gift for the number lover in your circle of friends. In our gifts for mathematicians and physicists you will find cool gadgets and t-shirts that are guaranteed to suit the humor and taste of math fans and physics fans.

The best math gadgets and physics gadgets for the home

A small homage to the scientific field you work in or a few cool gadgets based on mathematical or physical principles are part of the basic equipment for many nerds. Whether it's a coffee mug with a physics joke or a poster with as many digits of Pi as will fit on paper, there are plenty of cool decorations that will make mathematicians and physicists' hearts beat a little faster. If you're looking for this kind of gadget and decoration, you've come to the right place!

Statistically perfectly dressed, with physics and math shirts

T-shirts with cool sayings and puns that are not necessarily understandable to everyone are something that nerds especially like. Mathematicians and physicists are no exception. Who doesn't like to own a math shirt where many people need a degree to understand the joke printed on the garment. If you are looking for exactly this type of T-shirt and perhaps also more universally understandable shirts so that you don't have to explain every joke, you will find exactly the right one with the right level of incomprehensible humor in our physics and math shirts.