Geek Clothing: Nerd Shirts & Geek Shirts

It feels as if every other week, a new fitness fad appears promising us the body of a superhero – as long as we pay enough, that is. But ever since...

What do aliens have to do with Christmas and Santa Claus? Well, for starters, aliens actually do exist. And the thin, grey men are responsible for ...

Once you leave the EU or the Schengen area, you'll need a proper passport sooner rather than later. After all, national identity cards are generall...

Mathematics is a boring subject for boring people? Hah, nice try! Anyone who has spent even one minute talking to people with a burning passion for...

These gloves look rather normal when used in daylight, but when it becomes dark, they start to glow in a green colour, which makes them the perfect...

To be a successful Pokémon trainer, you need a lot of things - but above all Pokémon. Unfortunately, they don't seem to exist in our reality. Or ha...

Except for the whiskers, we can confidently say the headband is Naruto Uzumaki’s best-known trademark. His team wears these headbands as a sign of ...

Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus have a lot in common. Among other things, they are both accompanied by two magical, talking cats. From them they learn...

While Christmas is probably the holiday of love and family for most people, for gamers it is mainly the holiday of gaming. Finally, a few days off ...

In the digital age, old gods are no longer as popular as they were 100 years ago. The Great Old One Cthulhu must also realise this. For a long time...

One striped cat is like the other, so it’s easy to confuse the bus cat and Garfield. After all, both are selfless, sporty and always in a good mood...

In the 90s, all was still well with the world - Germany was reunited, the Cold War was over and the new millennium had not yet dawned. We passed th...

It is no wonder that the T-Rex in the 1993 film "Jurassic Park" is in a bad mood… After all, he was offline for quite a while. At some point you ju...

The world can be a cruel, dreary place if you’re not able to take it all with humour. The iconic Geek Pin Bloody Smiley has become a symbol for see...

Sigmund Freud, the father of modern psychoanalysis, would certainly love the contemporary “your mom” jokes and this button. After all, his famous O...

Wearing the Geek Pin Simulation reveals a lot about you to the people around you. For one thing, you show everyone that you’re a big fan of a well-...

Just quickly head out to the supermarket, grab some snacks and go back home – sounds like a good plan, right? If only you had not forgotten your fa...

Sadly, our everyday lives have a lot of potential for negative thoughts. But it’s important we don’t let negative experiences impact our day – if w...

Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would read something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". For ex...

Ever since the vaccinations began, people have posted photos of their vaccination patches and vaccination cards online. But the patch is quickly go...

Let’s not beat around the bush: the year 2020 has not been all that great thus far. In January, the next world war was closer than ever; in Februar...

Usually, most of our t-shirts are clearly aimed at people who have already discovered their love for mathematics. But as a true nerd shop, we also ...

The main assumption of the computer and network security principle "security by obscurity" is that a system cannot be compromised if nobody on the ...

Build a house, plant a tree and father a child. According to the bible and old sayings, that's all there is to life. Well, we understand the tree p...

Year after year, millions of trees across the world are chopped down, only to be displayed in living rooms, shopping malls and Christmas markets fo...

Even though the neurotransmitter serotonin is involved in a multitude of complex processes within the human body, people tend to call it the "happi...

At some point in our lives, all of us nerds have had to explain to other people what exactly a nerd is. And when some know-it-all then asks us to s...

Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...

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If you've ever played a trading card game like Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh!, you'll know the situation shown on the "Combo Life" t-shirt all too well: you've...

Who knew that two small words could make a seasoned programmer sweat and shiver in fear? Simply utter "syntax error" to reduce anyone who works in ...

Pastafarians unite! If you are a worshipper of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and have replaced your pasta strainer, you can spread the gospel of mea...

"Two chracters meet in a tavern, one was a Tank, and the other didn't do damage either." Okay, this joke is not great (okay, actual...

Sometimes trying to change and integrate yourself into a new group won't work and you'll remain the same after all. If you want to show your suppor...

As we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...

If you can read this text, you have made the right decision and are just waking up from a dream. Now it's up to you to stop the evil machines. Stop...