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Geek Pin Kleinphi Macht Auch Mist
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It doesn't always have to be a large cattle phi, a herd of small phi can also be very productive. However, it is better not to eat the meat rho...

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Bewertungs-Sticker
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This product is only available in German.

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Pluto was a Planet Mug
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Most likely, it will always be the privilege of older generations to lecture younger generations about how hard and unforgiving life was "back in t...

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I don't work here
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If you are working part-time at a computer store, then you may be bothered by those unnerving customers who always ask: "Where is ...?"Th...

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More atoms than stars
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You love scientific facts that sound smart, but are positively underwhelming, and enjoy exaggerating on a cosmic level? With this shirt, you're sur...

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Complex Mug
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No matter how much you want them, some things are just not meant to be: fire and water, good and evil, or roots and negative numbers. There is no r...

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Erzaehlmirnix
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Erzaehlmirnix

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Network Security
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So, your computer centre urgently needs better security? Are you perfectly qualified for the job? Then don't hesitate: Become a member of the ...

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BOFH
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With this shirt, the world of computer users will tremble at the mere thought of you! Clickhere for more information.

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2 + 2 = 5 Mug
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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

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Whatever
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Let's be honest, nobody likes to lose. Whether it's a board game, a video game or just an argument. Especially, when you've spent minutes verbally ...

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PEBKAC
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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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Flying Spaghetti Monster Mug
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Even the youngest among the Pastafarians knows that Charles Darwin fell victim to a divine hoax when he found so-called proof of evolution. As the ...

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The Book Was Better
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Anyone who reads will probably agree that when it comes to the comparison between movies and books: The book was better.Our own imaginations are so...

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They call me Pi
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Somtimes one has more in common with a Number than anticipated. The saying ‘They call me Pi because I am irrational and can never stop.’ plays on s...

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Shower Curtain Dihydrogen Monoxide
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Water. Without this invigorating liquid, we'd be in trouble. To be more precise, we wouldn't be at all, since we require water to exist. The same g...

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Geek Pin RTFM
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Before bothering other people, it's always a good idea to read the manual. Or as this pin puts it bluntly: read the fluffing manual!

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Quotes
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We decided it's once again time to create another meaningful T-shirt design! YaySo, we made some expressive quotation marks and then a nice se...

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Immature
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Oh, those bores who think we should all act our age and behave! What a crazy (not to mention booooriiing) idea! Yeah, yeah, we know they think gami...

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Cummingtonite
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Some minerals, like gold and diamonds, just don't attract nerds that much...But (Mg, Fe)<sub>7</sub>Si<sub>8</sub>O<...

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select * from users where iq > 60
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Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...

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Geek Out! Pop Culture Quiz
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When we think about the 80s, 90s and 00s, some of us become so nostalgic that we are only inches away from finally trying to build our own time mac...

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Control Life Shirt for Magic Players
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Trading card games like Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh! all follow the same basic concept: you draw cards and try to reduce your opponent's life total to zero. ...

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Hooray Sports
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Did you see that ridiculous display last night?The perfect start for a manly conversation about sports!Of course, you need to dress right, but you ...

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Book Lifting
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Do you see your body as the home for your spirit, and a way of showing off your geeky shirts?Do you feel happy and healthy as long as your brain ge...

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Combo Life Shirt for Magic Players
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If you've ever played a trading card game like Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh!, you'll know the situation shown on the "Combo Life" t-shirt all too well: you've...

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Tron Life Shirt for Magic Players
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For a player of trading-card games, nothing is worse than having amazing cards in your hand but not enough mana to play them. This situation is usu...

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Aggro Life Shirt for Magic Players
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When it comes to trading card games like Magic , there are a few different types of players: some rely on the late game and huge creatures, others ...

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./configure make make install
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There are two kinds of people: Linux user and... those other guys (people who might not understand this shirt). You will recognize them by their ab...

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DotA LoL
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If the rivalry between gamers happened, MOBA, DotA would probably win over LoL. Thanks to deny*, the opposing LoL would never gain experience and g...

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